Pentagon Pictures in conjunction with Homeland Entertainment presents
Illegal alien vs. predator drone
[menacing music plays]
While you sleep. . .
Somewhere along the boarder. . .
They come.
[music crescendos and crashes]
Border Guard 1: Pass the hot sauce.
Border Guard 2: It’s so peaceful out here.
Border Guard 1: Beats the hell out of going to
[both chuckle]
[a twig snaps]
Border Guard 1: Did you hear something?
[cue sound of taco fart]
Border Guard 2: Damn man! Of course I heard something. And I smell it too. Lay off the refried beans.
[camera cut to secret room within the Pentagon boarder tracking department]
Peon 1: Sir, we have a trigger in sector 4!
Admiral Ray Cist: Send out the drones; full alert!
[red light flashes and siren sounds]
Peon 2: Drones half mile out sir. Image coming into focus! Closing! Closing! Shit!!!
Adm. Ray Cist: For Christ’s sake Peon, what is it?
Peon 2: We’ve been scrambled, sir! They’ve blocked our transmission and replaced it with film!
Adm. Ray Cist: On screen!
[cue sounds of amazing sex]
Adm. Ray Cist: Good God! What is it?
Peon 1: Tits over
Adm. Ray Cist: Prepare to take evasive action Peon 2! Peon 2?
Peon 2: It rubs the lotion on it’s skin—
Adm. Ray Cist: Peon 2!
Peon 1: Pass me that lotion; this scene is my favorite.
Adm. Ray Cist: Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! Someone launch counter measures!!
VOICE OVER: In a dirty world these men will fight a dirty battle.
Peon 2: We could counter scramble with Eskimos Gone Wild: Wet Parka Edition.
Adm. Ray Cist: Christ almighty!!!! [collapses to the ground]
VOICE OVER: We fight them there, so they can’t work here.
Coming soon to a theater near you.
Peon 1: Did someone say cumming?
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