Grass Roots Politics

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On a simple planet in a simple city on a simple block in a simple suburb, a political campaign grows.

Bob Brown: With the lighting of this bong, the meeting of the grassroots pre-convention convention is now in session.

[The sound of bubbling and coughing is heard throughout]

Stardust: Good job Brownie.

Bill: Did someone say brownie? You made brownies?

Bob: Later Bill. Business first. We pass the bong to Jill who will read us the minutes of the last meeting.

Jill: Minute 1-passed the bong

Minute 2-passed the bong again

Minute 3-reloaded the bong

Minute 4-adjourned for munchies

Minute 6 (seemed like 30)-water boiling for mac and cheese

Minute 8-added noodles and adjourned for nap

Minute 90-fire department called

Minute 120-fire department leaves, police issue citation and warning to not cook

mac and cheese under the influence

Minute 130-meeting adjourned

Bob: Thanks Jill—

Bill: I’m hungry.

Stardust: I second that.

Bob: Let’s break for lunch. Anyone for Ramen Noodles?

Tune in next time when Bill will ask, “What’s our purpose anyway?” prompting a six hour existential conversation on the meaning of life followed by a break for brunch.